Now I know what you must be thinking, why watch a film that you know will be bad! Well… Daring kiya naa… As Gabbar said “Jo Darr Gaya, Samjho marr gaya”. So I ventured into the theater like the bumbling Veeru! My Basanti didn’t come along, unfortunately… Usse Befuzool ki picchur dekhne ki aadat nahi hai… But anyway.
The film is about this crusader named Gabbar, who warns the police about the next corrupt guy he is going to kill. In his world, everything is extremely black and white, mostly black. Everyone from the nurse, to the peons, to the policemen are corrupt. So he starts making a list of the most corrupt in every department and kills him ( Only him, no hers on top!) This way, he starts spreading DEHSHAT amongst the corrupt and the system starts getting better! Add to this a bumbling heroine, a nasty rich villain, a hair-brained backstory, some terrible songs, atrocious screenplay, cameos from a couple of bust heaving old heroines and you have got the 100 Crore concoction ready.
While everything else makes you go “THE END kab hai? Kab hai THE END”, the dialogues will make you want to commit SOOO SIDDEEE! Sample this, the Heroine learns everything from Google ( sister concern of IIN) and even pulls off someone's delivery in a car by googling how to deliver a baby! Yeah, she’s that intelligent … NOT… The Villain keeps repeating his name is not just a name, it is a Brand ( yeah, right! Of Turd Bags)… And Gabbar keeps saying “I hate sorrys”, so Pushpa - forget about getting an apology anytime soon for that headache!!
Should you be watching this legend’er ender (pun intended)? Sooar ke bacchon, is that even a question? Arrey jab pachaas pachaas saal baad koi bachcha royega, toh maa bolegi so jaa beta nahi toh Gabbar ki CD lagaa dungi! It’s so bad, that “Kitne Aadmi the” is a question you ask to the survivors coming out of the theater! It’s so freaking bad, that people coming out of theater look at the people walking in and say “Abb tera kya hoga Kaaliya!!”… It’s so bloody bad, that if original Gabbar would be alive, he would have said “Ye Gabbar Singh ka naam poora mitti main milaay diye! Iski sajaa inko milegi… baraabar milegi”
So, how many still wanna see it? ….
Itna Sannata kyon hai bhai????
Rating: (Somewhere in Ramgarh)
Gabbar - Arrey o Sambha, kitna Rating diya hai re Veeru humko?
Sambha – Poore 2/10!
Gabbar – Point 10, aur mile 2? Bahut naainsaafi hai!
Sambha - Sardaar, Maine aapka namak khaya hai.. abb goli khila do... Marr jaana better hai!!!
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