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Today I am going to Talk about Omung Kumar’s 2nd Biopic – Sarbjit.
The real life story of this man was a tragedy, is the movie tragic aswell? Let’s find out.
You guys should be paying me to watch this shit man.. I mean, Seriously.
Atleast ek Paracetamol yaa Saridon ke toh paise de do yaar.
Who picture dekhne ke baad jo headache hua hai naa.. Who nikla nahi hai..
Bhai agar iss picture ka aim tha ki audience ko Sarbjit ke dard ka ehsaas ho.. toh bhai.. waah. Slow Clapp … Slow Clapp…
Arrey bhai, I know Sarbjit ji by mistake Pakistan chale gaye the,
unko torture kar kar ke unse confession liya gaya tha,
aur yeh bhi sach hai ki unko saari zindagi kaa kothri main rakha gaya tha..
But iska yeh matlab nahi hai ki humein bhi Torture kiya jaaye,
Yaar yeh picture main toh who theater bhi koi kaal kothri se kum nahi lagaa..
Now, I mean no disrespect to Sarbjit ji or his family.
Meri problem hai Aishwarya Rai aur Umang kumar se hai.
Pehle aate hai Umang Kumar pe, koun banaya re isko Director?
Pehle usne who bakwaas Mary Kom banaake humaare dimaag ko knockout kar diya.
Government bhi sahi hai, usko uss bakwaas ke liye National Award de diya..
Chadd gaya saala, banaa diya ek aur picture. Koi humaare baaremain sochta hai.
Lagta hai jaise Omang Kumar ne Ek Minute Ka Crash Course liya hai Storytelling main.
Cliched Plot-line, hammy dialogues, Idiotic Make up, Bakwaas Screenplay
Arrey yaar kuch toh theek thaak kar leta bhai.
Aur upar se Aishwarya Rai. Ek ghatiya innings kum nahi thi ki waapis aa gayi industry main.
Usmein bhi Pehle apna Jazbaa dikha ke sabko rulaa diya, aur iss baar aa gayi Sunny Paaji se chilaane ke tutions leke. Pehle toh I should tell her, that Punjabi bolna matlab N ko NAA karnaa nahi hota.. Khana ko banaa diya Khaana.. Peene ko bol diya Peenaa.. Bus ho gayi Punjabi? Acchaa who Rehnn do, acting ko maasha allah.
Abb Bichaare Randeep Hooda aur Richa Chaddha kya karengay. Unko toh Ash bolne hi nahi deti. Hooda bechaara usne apna haal buraa kar liya picture ke liye, kaal kothri main marr raha hai addh nangaa… but nahi Ash ko harr scene ki waat lagaani hai. Mujhe toh lagta hai, randeep Hooda ko Harr din shoot ke baad Ash ki Acting dikha dete hongay.. tab aaye hai uske itne ache torture waale bhaav.
Anyway, aapko agar picture dekhni hai naa dekh lo. Phir mujhe matt bolnaa. Yaar ek sardard ki goli de de yaar..main nahi dene waala.
Kya? Rating? Ek dun kyaa!!
Today I am going to Talk about Omung Kumar’s 2nd Biopic – Sarbjit.
The real life story of this man was a tragedy, is the movie tragic aswell? Let’s find out.
You guys should be paying me to watch this shit man.. I mean, Seriously.
Atleast ek Paracetamol yaa Saridon ke toh paise de do yaar.
Who picture dekhne ke baad jo headache hua hai naa.. Who nikla nahi hai..
Bhai agar iss picture ka aim tha ki audience ko Sarbjit ke dard ka ehsaas ho.. toh bhai.. waah. Slow Clapp … Slow Clapp…
Arrey bhai, I know Sarbjit ji by mistake Pakistan chale gaye the,
unko torture kar kar ke unse confession liya gaya tha,
aur yeh bhi sach hai ki unko saari zindagi kaa kothri main rakha gaya tha..
But iska yeh matlab nahi hai ki humein bhi Torture kiya jaaye,
Yaar yeh picture main toh who theater bhi koi kaal kothri se kum nahi lagaa..
Now, I mean no disrespect to Sarbjit ji or his family.
Meri problem hai Aishwarya Rai aur Umang kumar se hai.
Pehle aate hai Umang Kumar pe, koun banaya re isko Director?
Pehle usne who bakwaas Mary Kom banaake humaare dimaag ko knockout kar diya.
Government bhi sahi hai, usko uss bakwaas ke liye National Award de diya..
Chadd gaya saala, banaa diya ek aur picture. Koi humaare baaremain sochta hai.
Lagta hai jaise Omang Kumar ne Ek Minute Ka Crash Course liya hai Storytelling main.
Cliched Plot-line, hammy dialogues, Idiotic Make up, Bakwaas Screenplay
Arrey yaar kuch toh theek thaak kar leta bhai.
Aur upar se Aishwarya Rai. Ek ghatiya innings kum nahi thi ki waapis aa gayi industry main.
Usmein bhi Pehle apna Jazbaa dikha ke sabko rulaa diya, aur iss baar aa gayi Sunny Paaji se chilaane ke tutions leke. Pehle toh I should tell her, that Punjabi bolna matlab N ko NAA karnaa nahi hota.. Khana ko banaa diya Khaana.. Peene ko bol diya Peenaa.. Bus ho gayi Punjabi? Acchaa who Rehnn do, acting ko maasha allah.
Abb Bichaare Randeep Hooda aur Richa Chaddha kya karengay. Unko toh Ash bolne hi nahi deti. Hooda bechaara usne apna haal buraa kar liya picture ke liye, kaal kothri main marr raha hai addh nangaa… but nahi Ash ko harr scene ki waat lagaani hai. Mujhe toh lagta hai, randeep Hooda ko Harr din shoot ke baad Ash ki Acting dikha dete hongay.. tab aaye hai uske itne ache torture waale bhaav.
Anyway, aapko agar picture dekhni hai naa dekh lo. Phir mujhe matt bolnaa. Yaar ek sardard ki goli de de yaar..main nahi dene waala.
Kya? Rating? Ek dun kyaa!!
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