JISKI STORY HAI BEKAAR,
AUDIENCE BHAAGNE KO TAIYAAR,
MC BC BESHUMAAR,
SON OF SARDAAR...SON OF SARDAAR...
DIRECTOR KO DO SENSE UDHAAR,
AJAY KI DASH KO DEDO MAAR,
KYONKI YEH CRAP KA HAI BHANDAAR
SON OF SARDAAR...SON OF SARDAAR...
SOS.... SOS.... SOS.... No one will save you. You must die.
I know u guys must have given up trying to feel bad for me. I mean, you must be thinking, jo bandaa suicide karta hi rehta hai, usko bachaake kya faayde. And By God ki Promise khataa hun, this time it hurt really bad. Maine socha tha "What can be worse than Jab Tak Hai Jaan, this Diwali?" .... so I went to see this film.... and I got my answer... pretty damn rudely too...
If JTHJ was crap, this is beyond crap. This is like the crap that falls into alien scrotum and is then mashed up in vomit. To tell you frankly, SOS is not a film. It is an insult on our existence.
This is the kind of film that is made when a man facing terrible mid life crisis (Ajay) meets an ex-terrorist (Sanju) and decide to loot junta during depression. So they pick up some Telugu CDs and decide to remake the first turdbag they see. Ofcourse, as it is a South Indian remake, and you have an old hero, fat aunty (Sonakshi) becomes first choice.
So Ajay plays a Sardar who has to go back to his PIND to sell his father's JAMEEN and make some PEHEY. But he has to face his ANCESTRAL ENEMY Sanju who is baying for his blood. And during the course of the crapery, ofcourse, Ajay PATAOs Sanju's sister Sonakshi and succeeds in ending the Family feud.
That's the story, but this is not a film. The scenes are not scenes, the dialogues are not dialogues. The Hero has to repeat "Zaraa Hass bhi Liya karo" to try to make you laugh. But you will most likely cry. There is such utter lack of respect for your intelligence, that you start wondering whether there is something wrong with you yourself. The first half is a little bearable, but the 2nd half is excrutiating. It's so bad, that this is like being locked up in a room and being made to watch "Ra One" in continuous loop jab tak hai jaan!!!
Quite frankly I think a part of me died during this film. And even shock therapy might not help. I make a humble plea. DO NOT watch this film, no matter what happens. I didnt think I would say it, but "Jab tak hai Jaan" would be a far more pleasant way to die, or probably being crushed by a tank. This one is worse. Trust me. Its a big effing Diwali stink bomb.
If your mind is pregnant with thoughts of SON OF SARDAAR... ABORTION IS WARRANTED. ( Even if the Pope saw it in Ireland, he would carry out the Abortion himself !!! it's that revolting )
Rating: 1/10 ( for Juhi Chawla - she is so cute!!! )
KABHI KABHI MERE DIL MAIN SAWAAL AATA HAI!
KI AGAR YEH PICTURE NAA HOTI TOH KYA HOTA.......
SORRY YAAR SOCHNA BEKAAR... AVOID SON OF SARDAR....
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